My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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