sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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