So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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