did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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