What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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