i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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