Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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