Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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