So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
