after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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