You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
