I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
