I like my sex mixed with concussions.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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