On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
this boner is exhausting
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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