i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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