can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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