ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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