cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There r osticjed everywhere
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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