i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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