Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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