And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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