dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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