normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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