Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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