escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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