I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just googled if crying burns calories
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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