I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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