no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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