i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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