dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
soo... how was my night?
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