no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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