You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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