My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
