Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This baby is an asshole
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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