Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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