I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I CAN MOONWALK!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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