Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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