windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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