Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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