I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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