Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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