2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
