Having a random hookup so left but love u
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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