now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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