can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if only i could text you this smell
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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