Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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