Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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