I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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