well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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