he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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