He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Is that strawberry winking at me??
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
